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ATTENTION [Aug. 12th, 2004|03:43 pm]
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/\/\///\\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/ ATTENTION /\/\//\/\/ ATTENTION /\/\/\/\/\\//\/\/\/\/\/\



It has come to "our" attention that there are "communists" within coffeegroup.

Following this, the "governing body" will commence intense interrogation immeadatly.
Should you have ever participated in a communist "group meeting", have ever said anything communist, ever laughed at a joke about capitalism or ever felt communistic in any way what-so-ever...THEN YOU ARE A COMMUNIST... and we will hunt you down!!...

people will talk... mark my words...COMMUNIST SCUM!!!

we will not stop until we fill our quota of 10 coffeegroup communists by the end of the month.....

So, if this means you, could you please step to the front of the line, thankyou, have a nice day

\/\/\/\/ this is an official announcement of the Coffeegroup zero tolerance committee [CGZTC] /\/\/\/\

(footnote: who exactly is in the CGZT is classified information...for...um... your protection... im just the messenger...yes... the messenger)
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[User Picture]From: spirail
2004-08-11 11:06 pm (UTC)
*arrests onesself to set an example* -- "see its for the better safety of the community"
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[User Picture]From: frzn_mmnt
2004-08-11 11:51 pm (UTC)
Who else is on the committee?
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[User Picture]From: spirail
2004-08-15 06:52 pm (UTC)
please refer to handy-dandy-footnote
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[User Picture]From: tycho
2004-08-12 06:26 am (UTC)
Cox. Put down the sugar and step awaaaaay from the keyboard!
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From: notfudge
2004-08-12 05:53 pm (UTC)
o_O

*takes away your marquee html privileges*

Boy. You crazy.

ALL POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!
THE REVOLUTION IS COME!
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[User Picture]From: spirail
2004-08-15 06:54 pm (UTC)
you are lucky we are still hireing Interrogators... probably should have done that before the post...hmmm
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[User Picture]From: delirieuse
2004-10-06 08:07 am (UTC)
¡VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN!
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[User Picture]From: bottleofred
2004-08-12 08:25 pm (UTC)
"CGZT: Cake or death?"
Since I have similar views about both capitalism and communism I guess I'll just take my last cigarette.

Or I could devise some cunning tests to weed out the commies-in-hiding in the group! I could be a turncoat. Being CG it'd have to be a fukk off big black turncoat, of course.

-BoR
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[User Picture]From: metyounow
2004-08-12 09:39 pm (UTC)
*shifty eyes*

I'm not a Communist!! Just an American.

*runs and hides!*
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[User Picture]From: spirail
2004-08-15 06:56 pm (UTC)
*takes note*
"appaerently has shifty eyes... shiffy eyes my be a desguise to cover up something even more shifty"
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