||[Aug. 12th, 2004|03:43 pm]
Eta Beta Pi
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It has come to "our" attention that there are "communists" within coffeegroup.
Following this, the "governing body" will commence intense interrogation immeadatly.
Should you have ever participated in a communist "group meeting", have ever said anything communist, ever laughed at a joke about capitalism or ever felt communistic in any way what-so-ever...THEN YOU ARE A COMMUNIST... and we will hunt you down!!...
people will talk... mark my words...COMMUNIST SCUM!!!
we will not stop until we fill our quota of 10 coffeegroup communists by the end of the month.....
So, if this means you, could you please step to the front of the line, thankyou, have a nice day
\/\/\/\/ this is an official announcement of the Coffeegroup zero tolerance committee [CGZTC] /\/\/\/\
(footnote: who exactly is in the CGZT is classified information...for...um... your protection... im just the messenger...yes... the messenger)